"it" just moved
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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