All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Boobs are out for the taking
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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