Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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