whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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