you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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