What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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