who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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