Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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