would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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