Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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