I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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