Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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