just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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