Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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