He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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