Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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