weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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