Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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