She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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