he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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