bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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