I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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