i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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