haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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