At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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