wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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