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Fuck
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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