I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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