Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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