who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
