I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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