Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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