yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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