East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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