You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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