Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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