i don't like sucking hair
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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