What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize