I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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