I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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