I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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