I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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