Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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