I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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