Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
