Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
