we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Acid is not a monday night drug
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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