I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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