I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
