What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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