your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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