pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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