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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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