Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
