He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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