So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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