I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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